Lengthy but worth a read
Man and woman should know

Woman work
Man work
Stop giving people hard time just because you want free things.
Man and woman both have two arms,two legs and so on the difference is private parts
Our ancestors worked,man was hunting , while woman was digging,
At the end of the day family could not lack anything..
Girls could go for firewood while boys could go for water…no genda   had an excuse
While man was preparing the land ,woman could be sowing…hand in hand

Families never lacked support.
But here we become so lazy
Man works ,woman sleeps ,vice versa
Woman keeps jumping from one man to another bcoz she wants to feed her body
Man kills man
Man sacrifices children
Woman aborts bcoz she no want to take care of her child,
Man abandons woman bcoz they both cant work together to provide..
No bible,nor quran
Teaches you to be a lazy person
Neither be a beggar
Every religion and tradition teaches its people
To work hard man and woman hand in hand
To support their people..

Note:
Here in Africa man was skinning animala to provide attire,while woman was sewing beads ,
Weaving mats,for her family…
Man could be laying a flame for shelter
While woman was fetching grass for the roof.

Women are complaining about men bcoz most of them dont want to work..

Obuntu obutono obwetuusako
Omusajja si kyuma
Omukazi sikalogoyi
If u disagree u have something wrong
On your head because this the truth
The world will never teach u

Credits: Allan Ssemakula

When I came across this painting ,I did a research to come out with this truth.though I once thought it was a lie.
This painting named “The Truth coming out of the well” was done by the Frenchman Jean-Léon Gérôme in 1896 & in attempt to explain it one story goes like this.
Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: “It’s a marvellous day today”! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: “The water is very nice, let’s take a bath together!” The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They undress and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns it’s gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein, it’s shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbours no wish at all to meet the naked Truth.

We all need love love love
Problems arise when we start acting like prostitutes….who sell sex
Where Love is nothing can go wrong
Everything in this world rotates with love..
Birth..Growth..nature .. etc
World start getting hard when we mistaken
Our personal desires and lust
With love..
Then hearts get broken
Marriages and relationships perish
Friendships get broken
Why?bcoz we focus on what seems to be reals
Before our eyes and forget wat our hearts
Feel…
We are remained with one thing
Sex + money
By the time we realize we need love
Time is too late
And we can turn back the years
I treasure love
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1- Avoid Giving your child everything he asks for. He will grow up believing that he has the right to get everything he wants.

2-Avoid laughing when your child speaks insulting words. He will grow up thinking that disrespect is entertainment.

3-Avoid remaining insensitive to bad behavior that he can display without scolding him for his bad behavior. He will grow up thinking that there are no rules in society.

4- Avoid picking up anything that your child messes up. He will grow up believing that others must take responsibility for his responsibilities.

5- Avoid letting him watch any program on TV. He will grow up thinking that there is no difference between being a child and being an adult.

6- Avoid giving your child all the money he asks for. He will grow up thinking that getting money is easy and will not hesitate to steal for it.

7- Always avoid putting yourself on his side when he is wrong against the neighbors, his teachers, the police. He will grow up thinking that everything he does is right, it is the others who are wrong.

8- Avoid leaving him alone at home when you go to the place of worship, otherwise he will grow up thinking that God does not exist.

By following these tips, we hope your child will be a role model for society and make you proud as parents!

Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.

One morning she ran to her mother and say to her ” mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?”

The mother answered:

• Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.

The daughter asked “what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out”

OK, said the mother,

1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.

2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him

3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him

4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient

5. Spend your money for him and don’t get angry even when he rto give you money for whatever
6. Don’t raise your voice against but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.

Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said the mother.

Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.

After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.

Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.

What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?

Please help me mother.

She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.

The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.

In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.

It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw him change to a nice and sweet husband.

Men are not really wicked, but our way of relating with them determines their responses and feelings towards us.

Women if you can only show respect, dedication, love, care and commitment to your husband he will 100% be there for you.

So why do men, on average, die first?

There are many reasons why the ratio of men to women (which is roughly equal in young adulthood) starts to favor women over time. Among the most powerful factors? Men tend to

• take bigger risks. Some of the reason seems to be “biological destiny.” The frontal lobe of the brain — the part that controls judgment and consideration of an action’s consequences — develops more slowly in boys and young men than in their female counterparts. This likely contributes to the fact that far more boys and men die in accidents or due to violence than girls and women. Examples include biking, driving drunk, and homicide. This tendency toward lack of judgment and consideration of consequences may also contribute to detrimental lifestyle decisions among young men, such as smoking or drinking to excess.
• have more dangerous jobs. Men far outnumber women in some of the riskiest occupations, including military combat, firefighting, and working at construction sites.
• die of heart disease more often and at a younger age. In fact, men are 50% more likely than women to die of heart disease. The fact that men have lower estrogen levels than women may be part of the reason. But medical risks, such as poorly treated high blood pressure or unfavorable cholesterol levels, may contribute as well.
• be larger than women. Across many species, larger animals tend to die younger than smaller ones. Although the magnitude of this effect is uncertain in humans, it tends to work against male longevity.
• commit suicide more often than women. This is true despite the fact that depression is considered more common among women and women make more (non-fatal) suicide attempts. Some attribute this to the tendency for men to avoid seeking care for depression and the cultural norms that discourage men from seeking help for mental illness.
• be less socially connected. For reasons that aren’t entirely clear, people with fewer and weaker social connections (including men) tend to have higher death rates.
• avoid doctors. According to the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality, men are far more likely to skip routine health screens and far less likely than women to have seen a doctor of any kind during the previous year.

The uneven playing field for boys starts early. The Y chromosome tends to develop mutations more often than X chromosomes and the lack of a second X chromosome in men means that X-linked abnormalities among boys are not “masked” by a second, normal version. Survival in the womb is also less reliable for male fetuses (for uncertain, and probably multiple, reasons). Developmental disorders are also more common among boys; some of these could shorten life expectancy.

What we can do to help men live longer

While there’s not much that can be done about some of these factors, others are modifiable. For example, since men tend to avoid medical care far more often than women, getting men to report symptoms (including depression) and go for regular follow-up for chronic medical problems (such as high blood pressure) could counter some of the tendency for them to die younger.

It’s also worth noting that the survival gap between men and women reflects an average tendency among large numbers of people. In fact, plenty of wives predecease their husbands. Individual risk factors (such as smoking, diabetes, or a strong family history of breast cancer) can outweigh the general tendency for women to live longer.

Perhaps we’ll be more successful in the future in avoiding preventable, premature death among men (and women) — and, because many of these efforts will have a bigger impact on men, the gender gap among the elderly may eventually narrow. Until then, my wife and I will do what we can to stay healthy. But, statistics don’t lie. I’ll probably die first.

TRAFFIC POLICE :

1. No traffic officer is allowed to get and keep your license, they are only allowed to get your details off it. You are not required to have a category (professional driving permit) if you are driving a vehicle for private use.
2. If you do not have your licence on you, no police officer is allowed to charge you on the spot. You should be given time to produce it (according to the law its 21 days)
3. When stopped for speeding, there is an allowance of up to 8kms above the speed limit. You should not be charged for over speeding
4. You are within your rights to ask for the calibration certificate of the radar gun used to capture your speed.
5. You are within your rights to ask for a police officer’s man number, WHICH should be worn on the uniform.
6. If you feel a check point has illegally been mounted, drive to the nearest police station and handle your issues from there.
7. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUMP IN YOUR CAR
   Addendum:
8. Every traffic officer is required to greet you politely – they are a service not a force!
9. No traffic officer is allowed to cause undue delay to a motorist.
10. It is within the law to record a video or capture photos of your encounter with a traffic police officer.
11. You have up to 48 hours to report to the Anti-Corruption Bureau of any misconduct (eg receiving or demanding a bribe) by a traffic officer. Be sure you have evidence such as a video or photos. Promoting corruption free and Right based services.

Source Reveals

On Monday this week, Uganda’s now famous minister of health, Dr Jane Ruth Aceng confirmed nine cases of coronavirus patients in the country.

However, disturbing though, all cases were reported in people arriving in the country from Dubai aboard Emirates and Ethiopian airlines.

Seemingly having Sensed danger, the minister called up all travelers who visited Dubai in the last two weeks to report at the designated places by the government for testing.

Now one of the concerned citizen, Muhammed Almukhail a nurse in AbuDhabi has critically cautioned and informed fellow nationals in UAE of how Coranavirus is being spread unknowingly.

In his long post, Muhammed claims that the UAE government is deliberately concealing the info about the deadly pandemic with an aim of protecting the image of the country.

Below is his post;

Dear Non Nationals in United Arab Emirates

Listen to this dozzier and take very good care of yourselves. Some of you will probably not believe it but that’s your choice.

Am very sure many of you are aware Egypt and Iran have the most number of Corona cases and death in Arab world. You know this information because those countries chose to display the information to its public and the world. United Arab Emirates will never give such bad message to the world because they are always protecting the image of their leader and nation at the expense of humanity.

Secret leaks indicate that around 98, Phillipinoes, 210 Indians, 350 Parkistanies, 251 Africans, 16 UAE nationals, 119 Egyptians, 76 Irans, 311 Bangladesh and many other nationalities in small numbers have been diagnosed with Corona virus in UAE in the last 60 days.

Approximately 622 cases have died so far and the number is increasing at a speed of light. There is information that they are revising a move of injecting the patients with a certain killer antidote to kill them on spot. Apparently when u die your buried immediately with out even informing your family. They are doing this to reduce on the costs of treating non emarate nationals.

Corona virus is everywhere in UAE, on the streets, shopping malls, mosques etc and people are catching it but the public has been totally misled in order to minimise public punic. The policy of UAE on media is very strict and paramount on protecting the image of the royal family.

The first corona virus patient in Uganda had visited dubai on 17th and boom! Acquired easy like that. But just ask your self how many people did he interact with during his stay out there? Also why do you think he passed through UAE airports with out them catching it? You must be damn if u think they actually failed to catch it with their high systems and controls at the airport’s but was caught by Uganda with its shack medical systems.

Well, Ugandans in UAE, you fellows have been dying so far and u will never know it till one disappears for good. Be cautious, trust no one, wear masks, sanitize your selves quite often, stop your sex vending business you stupid prostitutes, do not shake hands with Indians and Bangladesh, Egyptians and my fellow Iran nationals because they are the carriers and keep a distance from each other.

That Country is not safe and has very wicked Secrets.

May God have mercy upon all of us.

Good luck

Sincerely Muhammed Almukhail (Iran Nurse in AbuDhabi)

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